Caption Contest

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The possibilities are nearly limitless.

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Richard Burger is the author of Behind the Red Door: Sex in China, an exploration of China's sexual revolution and its clash with traditional Chinese values.

The Discussion: 28 Comments

“Ah, I see the problem. Mr President, a Prince Albert goes in the OTHER hole!”

October 30, 2005 @ 10:19 pm | Comment

(PS, anyone who doesn’t know what a “Prince Albert” is: go look it up.)

October 30, 2005 @ 10:34 pm | Comment

Not sure about the reference to Prince Albert – is this related to the famous Prince Albert Piercing?

October 30, 2005 @ 11:37 pm | Comment

Yes…well (ahem), the original non-doctored photo is here.

http://tinyurl.com/8oz73

October 30, 2005 @ 11:39 pm | Comment

Boo, I like the revised version better!

Thanks for setting the record straight on this. Now, what’s your caption?

October 30, 2005 @ 11:51 pm | Comment

Oh, I don’t know…I can’t think creatively after the first beer of the morning…maybe something about how there’s no way something this size could be used as a weapon of mass destruction…

October 31, 2005 @ 12:03 am | Comment

Richard,

Yep, that’s what I meant.

October 31, 2005 @ 12:16 am | Comment

Is it my imagination, or does the guy on his knees look like a guy named Mark?

October 31, 2005 @ 12:21 am | Comment

electrical plug adaptor

http://www.spain-grancanaria.com/media/adaptor.jpg

October 31, 2005 @ 12:30 am | Comment

Those who are unfamiliar with the piercing Ivan references can go here to see a
picture.
(Caution: Not at all safe for work.)

Isn’t Wikipedia the greatest thing to come along since the
pre-lubricated condom?

October 31, 2005 @ 12:32 am | Comment

Caption:

“What REALLY goes on at White House prayer meetings.”

October 31, 2005 @ 1:06 am | Comment

“The guy on his knees” is BTW Romano Prodi, former Italian prime minister, then president of the EU Commission, and now again rival candidate of Silvio Berlusconi in the upcoming Italian elections… ;)

Wikipedia features funnily exactly the same three guys on the same summit in 2001 on Prodi’s profile page. And Bush and Prodi have both these suspicious smiles on their faces, with Bush looking dreamily to Prodi… :o )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_Prodi

October 31, 2005 @ 1:39 am | Comment

BTW, I love your blog design, really stylish. If I will ever make my own blog then I will shamelessly plagiarize it. (But don’t worry, that won’t happen, I’m too lazy for that anyway…) ;)

October 31, 2005 @ 1:43 am | Comment

Thanks Alex.

And Ivan, now that you mention it, there is a bit of a resemblance….

Other captions:

Looking for Mr. Goodbar

Turn your head and cough, Mr. President

Does one of you have a pair of tweezers?

(Okay, I’ll keep trying.)

October 31, 2005 @ 2:17 am | Comment

Feel free to delete this if it hits a nerve, but I can’t resist:

“The President’s chauffer waits to be blown by Likud Party Lobbyist”

October 31, 2005 @ 2:23 am | Comment

“Let me just wipe off all this santorum, Mr. President… boy there is alot.”

“Yeah, well, that’s from f**king the American people for 5 years.”

Note: if you are unaware of the noun santorum, derived from the name of the eponymous senator, check wikipedia or check the Savage Love column that started it.

October 31, 2005 @ 3:12 am | Comment

Sorry, should read “f**king the American people up the a**”.

October 31, 2005 @ 3:13 am | Comment

“At least Clinton tried to hide it.”

October 31, 2005 @ 3:53 am | Comment

thought-balloon above W’s head:

“Damn substitutes. I can’t wait til Jeff Gannon gets back from vacation.”

October 31, 2005 @ 4:00 am | Comment

President Gumby, to Doctor:
“Are you the…BRAIN specialist? My BRAIN hurts!”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a look at it, President Gumby!”

President Gumby: “No no no, the brain in my HEAD! In my HEAD!”

(With apologies to Michael Palin and John Cleese)

October 31, 2005 @ 4:34 am | Comment

“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?”

October 31, 2005 @ 4:44 am | Comment

“Laura was never a member of the “coalition of the willing”, so I appreciate this.

“Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

October 31, 2005 @ 5:00 am | Comment

Shouldn’t Tony Blair be in there somewhere?

October 31, 2005 @ 5:06 am | Comment

Jane Goodall narrates:

“…after they came to know me better, the chimpanzees allowed me to watch them grooming each other…”

October 31, 2005 @ 5:15 am | Comment

“Need some wood?”

October 31, 2005 @ 12:22 pm | Comment

- There, Mr. President. Now they’ll click together again when you walk.

- No, Mr. President, no WMD in here either.

- The President commences a search for Weapons of Missed Erections.

- OK, Mr. President, you’re ready. Now just let me go get Grover Norquist.

November 1, 2005 @ 4:05 am | Comment

Dick Cheney’s Undisclosed Location

November 1, 2005 @ 2:42 pm | Comment

love it! Bush fraternity’s secret handshake.

November 6, 2005 @ 10:07 pm | Comment

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