Breaking news: bush devolved from the chimp family

Usually we hear about species evolving upwards. But shrub continues to break all the rules. Click to enlarge.

bush chimp.jpg

The Discussion: 8 Comments

Since Republicans don’t believe in evolution, its fitting that thay believe in the oposite.

Maybe Bush is one of those chimps that they used to test space rockets in the 60s, he was blasted into space and drifted to the home planet of some advanced species who taught him the secrets of the universe, so he could come back here and put bans on all of the cool experements that we would need to find the secrets.

Bush want Bannana?

October 14, 2004 @ 8:51 pm | Comment

We’ll send him back to his cage on election day, where he can munch on bananas to his heart’s content.

October 14, 2004 @ 8:55 pm | Comment

I think you have gone too far with this comparison. This is completely unacceptable and uncalled for. I believe the chimps deserve more respect than this!

October 14, 2004 @ 9:18 pm | Comment

I agree, it could give chimps a bad name, but that’s a risk I had to take.

October 14, 2004 @ 9:20 pm | Comment

Nice to see the level of discourse moving upward on the blog! This is a big improvement over some of the textual bits.

And, it made me laugh my ass off when it first came out a year ago. Still pretty funny.

October 15, 2004 @ 1:10 am | Comment

Sam, you really surprise me because for an intelligent guy you can be awfully hypocritical. Remember the picture you put up on your site and displayed proudly of Kerry in wearing the bunny suit? Think hard — remember now? You wanted to show Kerry as an idiot. I want to show bush as an idiot, because I believe he is. He is not the stuff of a great president. bush earned my contempt; it did not arise in a vacuum. After 911 I would have followed him off a cliff. But through a herculean effort he set up every obstacle to destroy my trust, my faith and my respect. He did it well qand ultimately succeeded, and now I despise him with a fierce and proud passion. He worked hard to win my ridicule, and he ultimately gave me no choice. Now, with all my heart I don’t believe kerry did the same. He did nothing contemptible or vile, but still you found it a worthy cause to ridicule him. So allow me the same freedom, especially when it is so richly deserved.

October 15, 2004 @ 7:58 am | Comment

And, it made me laugh my ass off when it first came out a year ago. Still pretty funny.

“you can be awfully hypocritical….So allow me the same freedom, especially when it is so richly deserved.”


Methinks you’re defending against insults I’m not making.

October 15, 2004 @ 8:53 am | Comment

You’re righjt I just read the first lines and jumped to a conclusion, responding too quickly. Disregard my earlier comment and accept my apologies. Still, I resent your not joining the Kerry camp.

October 15, 2004 @ 9:23 am | Comment

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