Kitty Kelley’s tell-all book on bush arrives September 14

This should add yet more excitement to this year’s already hysterical presidential race.

Foes of the president are salivating over a description of Kitty Kelly’s forthcoming tell-all about George Bush and his kin. “The Family: the Real Story of the Bush Dynasty” goes on sale Sept. 14, and the description on promises that Kelley — who made international headlines with her scathing Nancy Reagan bio — will reveal “the matriarchs, the mistresses, the marriages, the divorces, the jealousies, the hypocrisies, the golden children, and the black sheep” of the first family.

Perfect timing. I’ve never been a fan of Kelley and her voyeuristic tell-alls, but I may just shell out the cash for a copy of this one.

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Make sure you do pay cash — and not with a credit card! Every time you buy something on credit, the transaction information ends up in a database somewhere — and if John Ashcroft gets his way, that database will become available for his minions to peruse, if it isn’t already. Likewise library records — so if your library has an anti-Bush book you want to read, just sit there and read it.

Paranoid? Yes, but in this era of the Orwellesque “USA PATRIOT” act and the CAPPS II passenger-profiling program, better safe than sorry.

August 22, 2004 @ 3:21 am | Comment


I hate to break it to you, but have you noticed those SERIAL NUMBERS on money. Ashcroft is very carefully keeping track of who’s got which bills and what they’re spending them on.

The only safe way to buy this book is to pay with change or possibly barter.

September 1, 2004 @ 6:00 pm | Comment

Wow! Very paranoid aren’t we about money?

Since Kitty’s books are never authorized it would be a good thing to stock up on salt before believing everything she writes.
Sure, there are some skeletons in the closet of the Bush family, but then again who doesn’t have them?

September 3, 2004 @ 12:56 pm | Comment

Sure, we all have them. But bush has made a special point of digging around for shit that doesn’t matter and maming big “news” out of it whether true or not. Now it’s his turn to find out what it’s like.

September 3, 2004 @ 1:41 pm | Comment
George Bush to be “Outed” and Dissed by Kitty Kelley Book in 12 Days

Slash-and-burn celebrity biographer who revealed Sinatra’s mother performed coathanger abortions and Lady Di was a pushover, is set to demolish evil George W. Bush with Sept. 14 release of Bush Family biography.

Look for it in book stores Sept. 14: Blue (it’ll make the Bushes), red (Kitty Kelley books are read massively in the US), and white (it’s all there, in black dirt and white).

The biography is obviously unauathorized.

It reveals alleged sex offenses against minors by Dubya’s father.

It reveals the use of the White House by male hookers under Dubya.

It reveals Bush’s evil plans for YOU (details of which you will have to get elsewhere), which should alarm you.

It reveals crooked business deals by every member of the Bush clan, including the oh-so-holy first lady, Laura “Round Heels” Bush.

It reveals how former first lady Babs Bush is almost a practicing witch.

It reveals how Dubya has had a very special friend in the mayor of a Tennessee city, who has has cohabited the Texas ranch many times.

It reveals the details of embarassing photographs of Bush that actually caused U.S. Govt. agents to perpetrate the anthrax mailings to destroy the building of National Enquirer and kill photo editor Stevens.

It reveals how you can get surprisingly close to America’s Darth Vader.

It reveals the incredible relationship between Dubya and some famous televangelists.

It reveals intimate details gleaned from persons close to Bush in Crawford, Texas.

It reveals the filth of Bush’s ancestors, the most shocking family in US history.

It reveals how Bush plans additional wars for oil, under the pretense of fighting terrorism and defending Israel — these are just pretenses, the real reason is we are running out of oil.

It reveals Dubya’s Oedipus complex with Babs, his love/hate relationship with his father, some surprising medical details about Dubya, including an explanation of why he is so burnt out.

It reveals the little-known relationship between Laura and Gen. Tommy Franks.

It reveals how Dubya’s dad got the nickname “Rubbers” from Congressional colleagues.

It reveals how the Bushes plotted to kill Ronald Reagan and put Poppy Rubbers in the White House.

It reveals the involvement of Bush Sr. in the Colombia and South America drug trade.

It reveals Dubya’s participation in the sexual/occult Rites of Onan and the Skull and Bones at Yale University.

It reveals who runs Bush, and it is not Round Heels.

It reveals murders committed by the Bush family.

It reveals why George W. Bush, as heir to the Bush Dynasty, is the greatest threat the US and the world has ever faced.

This book makes Fahrenheit 9/11 look like pablum. It is real raw meat.
Books have more impact on society than movies: They are in circulation longer and they obtain more commitment from the buyer/reader.
They pack more ideas and they are still the handiest portable media with the easiest information access.

September 3, 2004 @ 2:14 pm | Comment

Well, they put out Unfit for Command. All’s fair — they drew first blood.

September 3, 2004 @ 2:35 pm | Comment

There is a delicious irony at work here. What if the most important contribution made by the Swift Vet B.S. Artists turned out to be they finally caused America to pay attention to the depredations of the Bush family, including the mysterious military career of Champagne George?

America is now fully prepared to receive dirt, and nobody dishes it up as well as Ms. Kelley.

With Ben Barnes about to tell all on 60 Minutes, followed quickly by Kitty Kelley’s latest tell-all opus, can it be that the counterattack has finally begun?

September 4, 2004 @ 9:08 pm | Comment

He Pep, I love the sound of that! The Kerry people are too shrewd to just sit back and let the SBV destroy them. Hopefully the next wave come from them, a tidal wave to throw bush off balance once and for all. Fingers crossed.

September 5, 2004 @ 11:20 am | Comment

Bush has done so many awful things to our nation. If this is what it takes to oust him from power, so be it.

September 7, 2004 @ 10:17 am | Comment

*cant wait*

September 7, 2004 @ 4:54 pm | Comment

Just say no

Democrats, leave this non-issue alone. It\’s a trap designed to distract us from real issues. Don\’t fall for it. Just say no.

September 8, 2004 @ 4:15 am | Comment

The Kitty is out of the liter box again I see. Oh well such is life. Someone please take out the trash….oops. Pssstttt everyone, you can buy some of the garbage for 2.95, and that’s no joke nor spin. Check it out. Kitty, kitty, kitty wants in on the action. Yo ! President George W. Bush all the way 2004. From sea to shining sea we the American public love him and the trash/aka book, goes where it should go….in the dumpster.

September 8, 2004 @ 7:36 pm | Comment

Great for you Kitty Kelly. Watch you back.
People who have been paying attention for
the last twenty years already know how
completely nuts the Bush family is and the true
wickedness they represent in North America.
Sun Yung Moon said it was his goal to
DESTROY individual rights in America. Bush
is Moons best pal in North America. You figure
it out. They are FASCISTS.

September 14, 2004 @ 10:34 am | Comment

My ex-Gary Condit wannabe boyfriend and another Capital Hill staffer bragged about running into Neil Bush at the infamous White House “nightclub” child brothel in Clinton Plaza in Bangkok’s Patpong district in early 1993 during a congressional junket. I complained to so many journalists that Rev. Moon’s paper, The Washington Times, ran a phony front page story 4 days before 9/11 on the “closing” of Bangkok’s White House. No pedophile Bushes were mentioned, of course, and internet searches by myself and an assistant of ABC’s Brian Ross showed the “disco” still open! No wonder the Bushes oppose family planning–Neil needs fresh little girls! I called Kitty Kelley about this and Poppy’s military attache mistress, but couldn’t guanantee cooperation from my ex-boyfriend and my co-worker who used to work for Poppy. Another co-worker lives next to the descendant of slaves owned by Bushes. This Mr. Bush was a White House gardener, but was fired when he tried to meet Barbara to discuss their embarrassing family connections. No wonder W. opposes reparations!

September 16, 2004 @ 11:43 pm | Comment

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