David Letterman’s Top-10 List for Fahrenheit 9/11

Letterman’s “Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About Fahrenheit 9/11″

10 – That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.

9 – It oversimplified the way I stole the election.

8 – Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7 – If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.

6 – Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.

5 – Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true.

4 – Not sure … I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.

3 – Where the hell was Spiderman?

2 – Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth.

1 – I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!”

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