Letterman’s “Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints About Fahrenheit 9/11″
10 – That actor who played the president was totally unconvincing.
9 – It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
8 – Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7 – If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported.
6 – Didn’t have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger.
5 – Of all Michael Moore’s accusations, only 97% are true.
4 – Not sure … I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe.
3 – Where the hell was Spiderman?
2 – Couldn’t hear most of the movie over Cheney’s foul mouth.
1 – I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!”
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