Clinical tests prove Bush is no moron

Absolutely intriguing little article asserting that our dear leader’s proclivity toward garbling his speech and mangling his metaphors is nothing to laugh about.

“He has no trouble speaking off the cuff when he’s speaking punitively, when he’s talking about violence, when he’s talking about revenge. When he struts and thumps his chest, his syntax and grammar are fine,” says Mark Crispin Miller, author of Dyslexicon: Observations on a National Disorder. “It’s only when he leaps into the wild blue yonder of compassion, or idealism, or altruism, that he makes these hilarious mistakes.”

Miller concludes, “Bush is not an imbecile. He’s not a puppet. I think that Bush is a sociopathic personality. I think he’s incapable of empathy. He has an inordinate sense of his own entitlement, and he’s a very skilled manipulator. And in all the snickering about his alleged idiocy, this is what a lot of people miss.”

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