Painfully funny insults for the

Painfully funny insults for the office from One Girl’s Life (courtesy of Mark Kleiman):

Office stress relief:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship

6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re

10. Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a damn.

14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I…Flypaper for freaks??

20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

21. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…

22. Do I look like a people person?

23. This isn’t an office; it’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

24. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

25. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

26. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

27. Errors have been made; others will be blamed.

28. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

29. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

30. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

31. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

32. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

33. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

34. CHAOS, PANIC, AND DISORDER—my work here is done.

35. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

The Discussion: 5 Comments

hey..nothing to say

April 20, 2004 @ 2:22 pm | Comment

hey these jokes are the best ive ever heard, seriously ๐Ÿ™‚

April 27, 2004 @ 7:51 am | Comment

i have a friend from hong kong and a friend from holland. we are going to get sushi on sunday.

November 23, 2005 @ 10:03 am | Comment

omg these insults r gorgeous but unfortunatly they’re the same as any other insults site.

June 27, 2006 @ 3:37 am | Comment

My name is Jyanu

October 5, 2006 @ 11:13 pm | Comment

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