Just go here now for the whole slippery story. Parody can never be this funny.
Just one tiny snip: Here’s the headline from the print edition of the Global Times:
‘Brain-eating Parasitic Worms No Cause for Alarm’
What would our lives be like without English-language Chinese media?
Richard Burger is the author of Behind the Red Door: Sex in China, an exploration of China's sexual revolution and its clash with traditional Chinese values.