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The Discussion: 51 Comments

It Is Tough Being a Republican in 2004, because
somehow, you have to believe concurrently that:

1. Jesus loves you, but shares your deep hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

2. The United States should get out of the United
Nations, but our highest national priority is
enforcing U. N. resolutions against Iraq.

3.”Standing Tall for America” means firing your
workers and moving their jobs to India.

4. A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but multi-national corporations can make
decisions affecting all humankind without regulation.

5. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an
illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

6. The best way to improve military morale is to
praise the troops in speeches, while slashing
veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

7. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins, unless
you someday run for governor of California as a

8. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won’t have sex.

9. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, but then demand their cooperation
and money.

10. HMOs and insurance companies make profits and have
the interest of the public at heart.

11. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound
policy. Providing health care to all Americans is

12. Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are
junk science, but creationism should be taught in

13. It is okay that the Bush family’s “Carlisle Group”
has done millions of business with the Bin Laden

14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him and
Rumsfeld reassured him he was our buddy. A bad guy
when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when
Cheney did business with him. But, then a bad guy
again when Bush junior needed a prop for his
re-election campaign as the “war president”

15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is
an impeachable offense. A president lying about WMD
existence, to enlist support for an unprovoked,
undeclared war and occupation, in which thousands of
soldiers and civilians die, is, somehow, solid
“defense” policy in a “War against Terrorism”.

16. Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution, which should include “banning gay
marriages and censoring the Internet”.

17. The public has a right to know about Hillary’s
cattle trades, but George Bush’s Harken Oil stock
trade should be sealed in his Daddy’s library, and is
none of our business.

18. What Bill Clinton or John Kerry did in the 1960s
was of vital national interest but what Bush did in
the ’80s is irrelevant.

19. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital
to a “spirit of international harmony”.

20. Affirmative Action is wrong, but it is OK for your
Daddy and his friends (here and in Saudi Arabia) to
get you to graduate from Yale without studying much;
to dodge the draft in the Texas Air National Guard; to
bail out your company Harken Oil and the Texas
Rangers; to get the Governorship of Texas and then to
have the Supreme Court appoint you President of the

21. You are a conservative, but it is OK to spend like
there is no tomorrow and run up deficits that your
grandchildren will have to pay,while at the same
refunding as much tax money as possible to rich people
who do not need it. This illogical behavior can take a
toll on a healthy mind. So if a friend of yours has
been acting a bit dazed and confused lately, be nice:
he or she may be a Republican!

June 24, 2004 @ 5:22 am | Comment

That is a fantastic list! Thanks, and I hope every Republican gets to see it.

June 24, 2004 @ 4:15 pm | Comment


July 12, 2004 @ 4:56 pm | Comment

Well, there’s some support. Ann Coulter loves it and thinks about it even when she’s….well, never mind.

July 12, 2004 @ 5:15 pm | Comment

I don’t hate George Bush… I despise the man! The whole Iraq situation is going down the drain fast with 1000+ US casualties as of today, he has LIED to his people repeatedly, he is a hypocrite that is destroying his country and needs to be dosed up on funny farm drugs and thrown into a padded room for the rest of his natural life.
He is causing so much hatred and unrest the world over. He shouldn’t be running the US, the most powerful nation around, he should be flipping burgers for a living, or worse… but he would probably fuck that up to!
The man is incompetent and unqualified for the role of President, not to mention the Commander-In-Chief’s shinning military career. ๐Ÿ˜‰
I and people the world over plead with Americans to do what is right and just and vote that war criminal out of office… before it’s to late!
Save yourselves and the rest of us from armageddon, I beg of you!

September 8, 2004 @ 2:44 am | Comment

The fact that George Bush is president is proof that we live in a Corpocracy. Voting is a ritual that is used to help the masses believe they live in a democracy so they will be good citizens, work 80 hour weeks, consume alot and pay taxes. Freedom is something we are suppose to believe is being defended when war is declared to steal the natural resources of other countries and enslave them to the benefit of big business. That way we won’t feel so bad when our children are killed or made to kill as soldiers/ freedom fighters. The government likes to help people buy houses so they will have something to lose. That way they will work hard and pay taxes with the hopes of a happy retirement. Reality is that the average retiree collects 11 retirement payments before they die. Elderly pay off their mortgage and are later evicted from there homes because they can’t afford the taxes. Or better yet, all of their savings goes to pay for their healthcare, they lose their homes and end up in a nursing home. I live in Tacoma WA and the military planes are taking off constantly all day long and all night long. This is only a reminder of how we are being used to protect George W Bush and his father’s investments.

January 20, 2005 @ 1:47 am | Comment

It is perversely interesting to watch and wonder exactly how many thousands more killed and maimed Americans will be sacrificed to back up mr. bush’s big lie.

March 17, 2005 @ 10:13 am | Comment

What exactly were republicans thinking on November 2nd.? We are stuck with this schmuck until 2008!!!! What next…. blow up another country? Send even more of our military to their own graves? Kill thousands of innocent people? I live in central Ohio…. it was this stupid state that ultimately determined that this idiot stayed in power. I HATE OHIO!

June 18, 2005 @ 5:43 pm | Comment


June 27, 2005 @ 1:18 pm | Comment

why is it thatwhen i take a loan i have to have collateral, and am required to eventually pay it back? but we give millions to foreign countries, get something in return….

August 20, 2005 @ 5:57 am | Comment

Ha ha number 2 was funny! lol homersexuals can go to hell! right on jesus. lol jesus loves u all bull that saying! ha ha hilary does cattle trades? lol y dun u trade her 4 cattle fair trade!!!! lol. number 8 is so true! if ur gunna let them have them at school then legalise abortion! fools god u never realise the obvious untill it hits u in the face with a comment like this! up the goverment go to hell! lol george bush 4 mp of homersexuals rights 2005! you poff george lol ur wife doesnt love u!

September 4, 2005 @ 7:48 pm | Comment

Hey Geoge bush forget about being the president of america they don’t wantcha and you and that old fart John howard are great team fro sad ass liars

September 4, 2005 @ 7:52 pm | Comment

You suck george bush you are the ,most igrent person i have ever saw and you i would make your life a living hell and you can go and get licked have a shit and fall back in it

September 4, 2005 @ 7:55 pm | Comment

i wonder what you got for father’s day probably a big whoopin from yah wife and a cheatin with that idiot john Howard

September 4, 2005 @ 7:58 pm | Comment

yeah you arragent dog you have no rites of being president of America and you should of been voted for being most igrent of the year you old idiot

September 5, 2005 @ 8:35 pm | Comment

ha ha! i loved the fathers day one. and yes i totally agree he is an arragent dog, i mena im sorry to all the dog out there but i mean he is a dog! he looks like one, smells like one, and he acts like one. see his wife doesnt love him shes just in it for the money, ha ha! wanna know why hes alwaysaway on buisness and she never see’s him? well her really with hillary clinton! ha ha getting it on! lol but Mr.clinton aka pig trader , traded them both in for pigs, Bushy couldnt tell the diff and off he goes! of course if u get wat i mean then ull understand hes done hilary and they got traded then he did the pig!!Lmao!!! how funny am i?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?! god every1 who is reading this is laughiong! god im funny! i agree ohio sucks balls!!! gay homersexuals jesus doesnt love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 5, 2005 @ 8:43 pm | Comment

I think I speak for everyone when I say Democrats are jackasses;literally. You know Democrats YOU LOST HA HA youll make shit up on the media to make Bush look bad because yall are jelouse. yall flip-flop so much and cant make up yalls damn minds and yall nigger democrats call us republicans racist OH YEH we republicans freed yalls asses while your democrat friends wanted yall to be slaves.Im from New Orleans yea i got hit by Katrina and i hate seing democrats who never fuckin lived thier saying how they would want . Some of my family is in Iraq and things are going good the media just wants it to look bad ya notice they never show us winning any battles.Thers alot i would love to write about how stupid yall are. and for those who think that yall arnt stupid heres this. John Kerry-I agree with the war in Iraq. John Kerry-This is the wrong war at the wrong time. The Republicans kicked yalls asses before and now trust me well do it again and thiers been more R’s in the office than D’s.

October 1, 2005 @ 11:39 pm | Comment

WHY HATE GEORGE BUSH? there is no point, you cannot do anything about it! women shouldnt get abortion rights, because if they went out, had sex, didnt use protection while doing so, and got pregnant, its all their fault! if your going to do those things, then you need to suffer the consequences!

October 6, 2005 @ 4:21 pm | Comment

I love republican rebuttles , you “niggers” democrats think us republicans are racist yall , ok buddy you just proved you are stupid , a bigot , and well you guessed it , a republican” all you republican brain washed corporate cannon fodder can never be convinced of anything because you minds are closed, So I jsut have to say to all you republicans ,Im glad I live in canada because the US is now about the most hated country in the world , This is also for all the normal people who would think a comment form your nice friendly northern neibours wouldnt be so full of anti american rhetoric , well I speak for all of canada when i say , we hate you america, we hate you because of what youve become , you are no better than Nazi germany. Now instead of being the generation of space flight and future endeavors, we are going to burn fossill fuel until it kills us , pollute , rape whats left of the planet , and then launch a few nukes. Why not just launch the nukes to start and save us all a whole lot of waiting to die… American fu**ers , the world is sick of your political agenda , your ignorant beliefs , mis-truths , and mindfucked population .. Rot in peace America

November 2, 2005 @ 11:48 am | Comment

what is wrong with the united states ? Well that is a question nobody could ever answer in ones lifetime their is too many things wrong like; our lovable little stupid guy in Washington mr.Bush
the fact that every president in teh last 150 years have found a reason to use their millitary
they say they want to get ride of bullying in their schools but they are the perfect example of how to be a bully
they shoot each other in record numbers
their entertainment industry has just become a gigantic propoganda machine.

I live in Canada next door to these red necks and they are kept that way by some systeme that was invented by a bunch of dead guys who wanted control in their lifetime they were all drunks and they base every thing on what was writen in the past they should be worried about their future because if they don’t change the way they do stuff the whole world will come down hard on them and if we don’t do it soon it won’t be possible they spend as much on military as the rest of the world combined
that there should woory anybody out there because these people with their military elect someone like George Bush to be in charge of it
SCARY THINK ABOUT IT it like a club in washington and your opinion is not appreciated thank you

November 2, 2005 @ 12:04 pm | Comment

Okay okay..
I think George Bush is kind of a dumb ass! I mean he’s the BIGGEST hypocrite IVE EVER SEEN!. He sits their bitching about Kerry’s daughters being bad. When his are the ones who go out and get drunk everynight and are having sex with everyone! I mean come on Bush! You want family morals? TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FAMILY BEFORE YOU COME PREACHING TO AMERICA!

November 28, 2005 @ 1:22 pm | Comment

And another thing, I dont think its right that woman cant make their own choices about abortion! Its your life , yes you made the mistake of getting pregnant but you should be able to fix it. and some people think fixing it by abortion is the way. I dont beleive in it. IM STRONGLY against it for myself, but i think girls should be able to.

November 28, 2005 @ 1:24 pm | Comment


December 6, 2005 @ 6:27 pm | Comment

Best Bush Slogan:

“No Forefather Left Unturned…!”

December 17, 2005 @ 8:44 pm | Comment

I’m from the UK and the Iraq war is a tragedy. Thousands of people from our nations have died…somehow the people who’s job it is to take responsibility for it, are allowed to lie to us all and get away scot free.

We foolishly elected our prime minister (though lord knows why!), but its beyond sickening that somebody who wasn’t actually elected in the first place did this to the American people…George, you’re clearly a useless failure at everything you’ve ever touched, who someone thought was a good puppet to run their twisted would-be-policies. Why people have to die for your money grabbing stupidity and lies is beyond me.

Stick that up your opinion pole.

December 19, 2005 @ 10:23 am | Comment

I’m looking over these comments, and they concern me. Those of you saying you hate Bush are doing it in the most ignorant manner possible. Improve your typing skills, then post and give your opinion. I detest Bush because he’s a liar, and is against equal rights for everyone. I am pro-socialized medical care, and pro abortion. Learn the facts before posting ignorant posts.

December 31, 2005 @ 2:36 am | Comment

George Bush is really pushing it with the Iraq thing Why did the stupid Americans put him back in office?!

January 9, 2006 @ 12:50 pm | Comment



wat een wereld.

January 22, 2006 @ 3:09 am | Comment

I live in Mena AR, remember when they trained the school of assasins here, and flew dope into our airport, anthraxed our D.A. laundered money,manufactured AR15s etc. etc. did you know W bought the last dope flying airplane from here? Wonder what happened to it? If you dont hear from me the CIA killed me. There are still quite a few around but the local economy is in the dumper since most of them are gone.

January 31, 2006 @ 4:33 pm | Comment

Bush is Satan, post-lobotomy.

February 23, 2006 @ 4:52 am | Comment

Do I hate George Bush??? You bet! I can’t even stomach looking at his ugly beety rat eye puss when he comes on the tube. Now I am having the time of my life watching his own party flee like rats on the titantic to get away from him. In the five years plus old plunger puss has proven himself to be nothing but a liar, a killer, and a complete moron who has shown the retarded they too can be president.
As for the republican party…what a joke! All for the war but won’t send their children over there. My they all rot and burn in hell

May 8, 2006 @ 9:11 am | Comment

I am Canadian and very proud of it Americans Could Stand to take a lesson from there brothers about peace quit starting wars, killing your own sons, wasting your money and for the sake of the content dont get us nuked you idiots oh ya and the rest of the world hates you

May 25, 2006 @ 12:55 am | Comment

hi, everybody… i’m only 14 years old but even i understand the injustice Bush has brought apon us. How can someone so ignorant and some incredibly unintelligent be the leader of our country? why on earth am i told by my parents (bush supporters, like the rest of my family aside from myself) everyday not to worry on such a matter because it dosen’t affect us and that i should support this man because he has “done a good job so far”?….are these elders blind? why am i being raised by such immoral beings? logically this woulden’t happen… and yet the travisty continues. He’s still in office. I still can’t watch the news and not cry. Never before have i been so ashamed to be American.somehow, we must end it…we must have him taken out of office or surely somthing horrid will happen. something WILL send a shock into the very veins of this country and then and only then will the Bush supporters realise the fatal mistake they have made– but surely then it will be too late.

June 18, 2006 @ 7:08 pm | Comment

I hate George Bush with a passion, I think he is the stupidest, most retarded moron we have ever,, ever ever had for president. How about the Bill Clinton days? Gas was 89 cents a gallon, I could drive from here to the gulf of Mexico…But hey, once a REDNECK, always a REDNECK…that is why is a true shame that the US has to be represented by some backwoods redneck who probarly paid Harvard off for his diploma. I think he has no implentation policies that help his own people, he just wants the rich to become richer and watch the poor suffer from his fucking jet airliner. Oh, one more thing, his sluttier than slut bag daughters are the worse, please, Jenna, get a life….what do you do, fuck yourself in daddy’s office??? yuck….I hope his days over are over real soon. he sucks as a person, has no morals, is the most corrupt redneck I have ever seen in my life, he is only out for himself, and his fucking oil campgrounds…

July 20, 2006 @ 10:36 am | Comment

George Bush is not fit to be a president. He looks good as a farmer judging by his accent and looks.

July 21, 2006 @ 6:43 am | Comment

I HATE GEORGE BUSH!! his sticking his big fat nose everywherE!! callin all muslimss terriosts and being racist. tell him to stop it i hope he gets voted out of america coz i have no idea why they keep voting him in when all he does is destroy the world and promote war

July 22, 2006 @ 12:16 am | Comment

Ok, so basically Bush is a complete douchebag who needs to pull his head out of his ass. Thought that would get your attention. My biggest question, is why the FUCK are we helping this country that is bombing the shit out of us? Answer: Because George Bush liked playing with his plastic army guys a little too much when he was 4. Second question… If we have the largest rate of homelessness and poverty of any country in the world, WHY THE HELL are we “vowing” to help feed, clothe, and provide shelter for the idiots over in Iraq? Why not just evacuate the damn women and children, then bomb the fuck out of everything else? Not like we haven’t done as much already— except the women and children part because Bush doesn’t really give a shit… Answer: George Bush is a fucking idiot. Simple as that. And all you dumbasses who voted him back into office should burn in hell with him. Maybe Kerry wasn’t a great candidate, but he wouldn’t have been that bad. AND, there’s also Ralph Nater. That poor SOB runs every election. He could’ve done a better job than Bush. Ok, last question… Why does Bush always seem to have that “I just got high” grin on his face? Answer: He fucks up everything, sends our men and women over to die, fucks his wife who probably can’t even stand to look at him, trips over his daughters’ puke after their night of hard partying (made possible by the soldiers their dad sends to Iaq to die), goes hunting with Dick on his ranch, plays with the dick he picked up off the street, bashes some more gays to keep the focus off his fuck-ups, jerks off, gets high, and fucks up the country some more.

That should about cover it…

July 25, 2006 @ 5:44 pm | Comment

George Bush is a wanker…

need i say more?

July 27, 2006 @ 1:48 pm | Comment

okay first off….i marvel all the hate comments all of you wrote about bush…i hate him with more than a passion…yes i am only 13 but i realize how he FUCKED AMERICA. wait wait first off did you kno that hes a “so called cowboy” but hes afraid of horses??? yea i find that hilarious too…..anyways…he just wants the rich to get richer and him and his “buddies” at the gas stations to become the rulers with all their money….and watch the poor wallow in the sorrow getting poorer every second cuz of the high gas prices…i mean WAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM : hes a stupid dumbass who doesnt know wat the hell he’s doing…i remeber the days with bill clinton wen gas was fuckin 89 cents!! i mean wth now its like 3$ a gallon….bush needs to be shot and killed and beaten to death and all the bush supporters need to burn in hell :] FUCK BUSH ((BUCK FUSH))

July 28, 2006 @ 1:15 pm | Comment

All I have to say:

You, sir, are a moron.

July 28, 2006 @ 2:41 pm | Comment

I am glad to see that other people feel the same as I. The minute his puss is on the TV, I have to change the station – I can’t stand to even hear that voice!

America, we are the fools (and the joke) of the world. Think about it, we have a president with the IQ of a flea. Can you image him having conversations with leaders of other countries who speak multiple languages and he can’t even speak his native tongue? How incredibly embarassing for all of us!

He is stupid, a liar, a puppet and totally clueless. He is a megalomaniac obsessed with ruling the world – and taking us for the ride (oh, and making our great, great grandchildren pay for it).

Can’t wait for 2008!

August 7, 2006 @ 8:57 pm | Comment

My ass could be a better president than Bush.

August 28, 2006 @ 7:02 am | Comment

I’m sorry…has anyone on this page made a valid, truthful point yet? Because all I can see is childish eviscerating based on very little fact. It seems that Dell Paulson (see July 28 post) can’t wait for 2008. But you see, as long as the Democratic Party does nothing more than whine, complain, and talk of their extreme hatred for this country, they’re never going to win. I can’t wait for 2008 either, though I suspect for an entirely different reason.

August 30, 2006 @ 6:06 pm | Comment

The scary thing is that everyone sees hims as dumb. He didn’t get here by being dumb and the things he is doing are not dumb, they are pure evil. He is doing everything in his power to prop up his small circle of rich friends and by doing so by exploiting dumb PEOPLE. Yes that means that the majority of U.S. citizens are dumb, not the president. It is his sick little joke that he has molded an image for himself that he is “just another one of the dumb Americans” and we have all fed into this image, both his supporters and his detractors. The danger here is that we write off his actions as dumb when they are actually quite intelligent. They are just not for the benefit of 99% of the public. The real kicker is his supporters who love him either because he is 1. A Neo-Conservative 2. Religious and finally 3. Not a “Liberal” These three factors have united an army of American dumbasses who will support this man till we are all deep in the grave. I just wish that Cletus would realize who he is supporting and finally do something about it. THIS MAN IS EVIL!!!! HE IS THE CLOSEST TO AN ANTICHRIST THAT WE WILL EVER SEE!!!!! The damage he has already done to this country is perhaps irrevocable and the benefits he has thrown to his little circle has been immense. I am an athiest and find it an absolute howl what people will do in the name of god. Bush has tapped into this and turned our nation into the 21st century nazi’s. Fuck you George Bush I can only hope you realize an iota of the misery you have caused the world all in the pursuit of the mighty dollar. You are truly a worse human being than Hitler could ever have hoped to have been, at least Hitler was honest about what he was trying to do and, lo and behold, at least Hitler’s policies benefited a greater proportion of his population. The only similarity between the two is that each will be remembered historically as leaders that ran their countries into the ground. All we can do now is hope that the world’s next leaders have an ounce of humility and decency and treat whats left of America with some pity, for Bush has given them every reason to want us wiped off the face of the earth.

September 10, 2006 @ 7:19 am | Comment

G E N I U S list. Very entertaining. Anxiously awaiting a new president…

September 16, 2006 @ 11:49 pm | Comment

anyone seen that cartoon Pinky and the Brain? I’d say Bush is the 2 of them combined. He is trying his hardest to take over the world, yet he is a bumbling fucking idiot…. funny cartoon though

September 27, 2006 @ 1:36 am | Comment

GWB is a dangerous, swaggering, arrogant, ignorant, quadruple-dumb-ass. What the F. is wrong with our country? They’re all running off to see the new “Fox Faith” B.S.! Makes me damn glad I live on the more-or-less liberal coast. As Jim Morrison said, “They’re changing the world out there in California!” Well, we were, until all of these truly blind, right wing, evangelicial, self-rightous dictators-in-training started overbreeding to the point of spilling over into a toxic sludge that now lines every street and sticks to our shoes like some horrifically stinking dog crap. It’s so much worse than a thought virus…

September 30, 2006 @ 2:16 pm | Comment

mr bush maybe SEEM to be the most powerful man in the world but he is NOT the most intellegent man in the world. You Americans are not far behind him, you gave him a second term of office, by re-electing him, you only have yourselves to blame. On a personal note, if you want to do the planet a great service, assassinate the useless oily heap of shit. he is no better than Custer, Stalin, & Hitler

October 22, 2006 @ 9:12 am | Comment

while i am here i may as well use the facility.
On the issue of so-called Political correctness, you right wing bunch of liberal & socialist haters are attemting to change the language by introducing euphomisms, in an attempt to take the stigma out of the real meaning of the correct term ie alternative shopper (thief) rendering the corrct term meaningless. I get the impreesion, if America can change the language, then we can change the worlds way of thinking. In a word ( BOLLOCKS)

October 22, 2006 @ 9:28 am | Comment

I am still here, by the way I am from Northern England.
The one thing I do admire about you Americans, is that you have a tendency to take out a President if he he is not popular, unlike here, so why dont you enhance your reputation &, do the world a massive favour & try to get yourselves some global credibility and make Bush No 5.

October 22, 2006 @ 9:56 am | Comment

thank you all for making my night. one of the very few things that makes me feel better is reading about other people who appear to hate george bush as much as i do. even though i dont think anyone can possibly loathe him to the extraordinary extent that i do, seeing the hatred and venom directed towards the fucking jackass relieves my stress somewhat. i can hardly stand to write his name, much less hear or see him on tv (i switch the channel immediately, and when I’m at the gym and he’s on tv i have to look down or i will drown in my own rage and hatred). let’s all wish together at the same time that he drops dead soon, along with cheney. i know this is mean and not a good model for our children [i have a son] but bush seems to loosen something in me that i cant control.

October 29, 2006 @ 2:46 pm | Comment

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