Ann Coulter Sizzles

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ACCORDING TO THOSE who witnessed the bizarre incident, Coulter was in the middle of an extended rant about liberal comedian Al Franken when her face became beet-red and smoke began to shoot out of both of her ears.
Then, almost without warning, Ms. Coulter appeared to burst into flames, sources said. The New York Fire Department immediately rushed to the scene to extinguish Coulter, who continued to talk even while fully ablaze. “We were dousing her with three fire hoses, but she just kept on yapping,” said Hal Reuss, a fireman who helped put out Ms. Coulter. “It was freaky.”
Meanwhile, outside the Fox News Channel’s New York headquarters, thousands of publicity-starved authors congregated, begging Fox to sue them.

Via Atrios.

The Discussion: 3 Comments

Do read the last line from July’s Harper’s Index. It may explain Ms. Coulter’s “burnout.”

August 27, 2003 @ 3:58 am | Comment

shouldn’t you be outside looking at Mars? Directly on the equator is the best viewing point: it should be directly overhead there. You’re about one degree north of the equator, so go outside!

August 27, 2003 @ 9:28 am | Comment

I tried to go look at Mars, but it’s monsoon season here, and I’m peeved I didn’t see it!!

August 27, 2003 @ 10:41 pm | Comment

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